"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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