moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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