do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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