YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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