shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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