Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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