talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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