: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wish I could teleport
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Randomize