yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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