No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Bang-toberfest begins!!
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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