I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Randomize
