I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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