i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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