I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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