I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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