white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Can't talk, ducks in the car
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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