we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Blow job season was short but glorious.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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