It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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