Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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