Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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