Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
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