I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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