He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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