wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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