Heybabeimwearingurpanties
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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