It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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