Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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