There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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