I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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