he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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