I want to walk on stilts...naked
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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