Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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