Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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