: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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