Walk of Shame. In a state park.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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