Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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