the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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