Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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