Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I forget how to act sober
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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