How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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