Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Quick, to the slutcave!
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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