Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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