Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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