His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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