Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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