:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
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