She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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