Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Randomize
