i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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