So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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