i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
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