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(757): View more from Virginia

Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.

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(727): View more from Florida

It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.

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(773): View more from Illinois

He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.

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(954): View more from Florida

I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.

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