I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
