i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize